A Dish of Dirt

Rather than wasting your precious time reading Liz Smith's column or The National Enquirer (not that you would, of course), you can click on the random celebrity rumor generator. It's probably at least as truthful as the tabloids. Sample juicy tidbits: "Elton John made a pass at Barbara Bush much to everyone's excitement." "Prince ran a meth lab with Mister Rogers and still brags about it constantly." You heard it here first, folks!

(Thanks to in my diatribe.)