Shakespeare Insult Kit

Thou artless, beetle-headed boar-pig . . .

Thou gleeking, flap-mouthed foot-licker . . .

That Shakespeare had quite the vocabulary. With the Shakespeare Insult Kit, you can choose a single nasty adjective from Column 1, a hypenated combo from Column 2, and a colorful noun from Column 3 to create a taunt your enemy won't soon forget.