Fun with Google

"Michael needs"

Juice
Mum
Valium
some (zZzZz)
an XP Home Edition CD to do a restore
a break
money. Badly!
our help !!!!
strong-father,-nurturing-mother
the Lord Jesus Christ of the King James Bible
a new pair of pants
to make his point with her in a very emphatic way
to focus on new trends and how the music industry has changed
our love more than ever
photographs of both sides of the animal
fair Jugdement. He is NORMAL
a lotto win
Faith - and a shower - and a shave - and a good slap
to go shopping and find a condom that fits him

All true. All true....