Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Brain Dump

WEATHER SUMMARY FOR SOUTHEASTERN NY, NORTHEASTERN NJ AND SOUTHERN CT MENTALITIES
U.S. EAST COAST WEATHER SERVICE
359 PM EDT TUE JUL 13 2010

A DEVELOPING DEPRESSION AND ASSOCIATED MOPING WILL CONTINUE TO BRING DESPONDENCE AND FEELINGS OF NON-EXISTENCE THIS EVENING AND OVERNIGHT. ANGUISH AND BLUBBERING MAY BE HEAVY AT TIMES...ESPECIALLY IN AREAS WHERE DISAPPOINTMENTS OCCUR. SUICIDE RATES WILL BE IN THE UPPER 60S TO MIDDLE 70S.

SOME SPIKES IN THE DESPAIR AND A PASSING UPPER LEVEL PANIC ATTACK ON WEDNESDAY MAY LEAD TO SCATTERED ANGST AND WAILING. HIGH RATES OF ANXIETY WILL RANGE FROM THE MIDDLE 80S TO NEAR 90.

LIGHTHEARTEDNESS RETURNS FOR THURSDAY.

2 comments:

  1. Lolz.. This is called saying more using less words.. Great Job

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  2. Thanks. Saying more with fewer words is one of my specialties, you could say. I even get paid for it.

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