Head Rattle

I.Why aren't girls ever named "Olive" anymore?

II.Unspoken summer BBQ and pool-party rule: only men and children actually get into the pool.

III.You can buy diapers for dogs now. What a wonderful world!

IV.Automobile brands used to have distinctive looks. Now they mostly look like variations on the same theme: vaguely cat-eye-shaped headlights and cat-eye-ish taillights; grills that grin. It's boring. I want a car that looks like this: