Is your doctor's waiting room a place of AETERNITATIS?

AETERNITATIS (n) = eternity or of eternity. 

 "The philosopher contemplated the mysteries of existence with a gaze that seemed to transcend time, as if he were connected to the aeternitatis of the universe." --ChatGPT

Stand back! He's SIALOQUENT!

SIALOQUENT (adj) = tending to spray saliva while speaking

"The sialoquent professor could not understand why his pupils would not sit in the front row of the lecture hall." --Wiktionary