Monday, January 31, 2005

According to Google

According to Google

I can never understand why . . .

people like to talk metaphorically.
anyone would want to come to my house.
a person from England cannot get in my car and drive with out messing up.
Spielberg never re-released it in the cinemas for the 20th or the 25th anniversary.
people bother smoking.
my mother never left him.
a woman would want a man back who had done her so wrong.
people of his quality can be out of the game for as long as he was.
people assume that everyone knows where to find the pics they reference.
he lies to me.
some men seem to get so much pleasure out of looking at what they know they will never touch.
it isn't busier, as you can really taste the difference, especially when it comes to freshness.
they do some of the things they do.
parents don’t teach their children how to answer the phone, speak properly, politely, and clearly into the mouthpiece, and to write down all messages, even if from relatives.
God would have spared a poor Finnish girl when all those rich people drowned.
people set out to make victims of others.
I still want you.
a young man who has a full head of hair shaves it all off.
some people actually prefer their coffee black.
some aspiring authors can't see writing as any other kind of work.
satanists follow this spiritual prick, when they know that he hates them with a passion and that he only wants their souls to burn along with him on Judgement Day and for the rest of eternity.
people want to read anything at all about writers.

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