Fried Nuts

When I use my ancient ThinkPad (laptop), I usually don't place it on my actual lap--or, if I do, I put a towel or something over my legs. That's because the computer's bottom puts out quite a lot of heat--which can be uncomfortable for us guys after a while. It can even lead to injury. Read on:

Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop

How this guy managed to do this to himself without realizing it, I can't figure. I guess those scientists really must be absent-minded.