More Shakespearean Insults
[Thou art] wither'd like an old apple-john. 
Thou art a very ragged Wart. 
[Thine] breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.
Thou surly ill-nurtured nut-hook! 
Thou yeasty fen-sucked puttock! 
Thou tottering spur-galled minnow! 
Thou frothy idle-headed malcontent! 
[Thou art] spacious in the possession of dirt. 
[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile. 
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
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