PC Whines and Spirits

Here's an explanation from a coven of witches on why your computer keeps crashing. And here I've been blaming Cousin Bill for that dreaded blue screen. Turns out "vaettir"--nature spirits--are the problem. What can be done? Among other magical strategies, "Do what you can to make the computer feel welcome in your home. This includes talking to it, naming it and even offering words of encouragement." Maybe I should try that. Lately, all I do is swear at it.

(Thanks to lies.com)