Just What the World's Been Waiting For

Here's a gift idea for the sexy religious fanatic in your life: Christian Panties. The Seven Deadly Sins series includes undergarments emblazoned with "Lust!" and "Envy!" Also available: "Christian Wrestling Hotshorts." I didn't know there was anything particularly Christian about wrestling, let alone underwear, but whatever.

The "Miss Poppy Dixon" site also offers such "Godly Toys & Curiousities" as hand cream for washing away sins, Jesus action figures, retro Bible tracts and "Nunzilla, the fire-breathing nun."