Anxiety Culture: Family Values Generator

"Stop being infantile, you exasperating little milksop . . ."

Anxiety Culture describes itself as "a web magazine with a wealth of ideas and gimmicks for navigating the crazy, paranoid, work-obsessed, media crapulent times we live in." The site's Family Values Generator offers a wealth of parental invective (like the sample above) at the click of a button. Might come in handy as a frustration reliever with the holidays approaching.