Abuse-a-tron

I love you too

You get healthcare from a veterinarian, you imbecilic, hairball slurping, armadillo buggering, gene-spliced production of a pox-ridden fishwife.

There's something about over-the-top, G-rated insults (which you hardly ever hear in real life) that I find perversely humorous. I'm just weird that way. If you are too, you'll find lots of such sticks and stones at the Abuse-a-tron.