The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Watching the Winter Olympics. Feel the Native American dancers in the opening ceremony should get medals for their two-hour endurance dancing.... Can't tell the difference between the "awesome" competitors and the medicre ones; feel clueless (but probably not alone).... Revised and expanded my review (or rant) about The Room (see below). Hope Midweek will publish it.... Had a Martini last night, which I don't think I've ever ordered before. I remembered my father giving me olives from his when I was a kid. Felt a little nostalgic.... Bought a 25-pound bag of rock salt today and muled it home on foot from the store. Felt virile....haha....