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....As for objects, they are almost too numerous to mention, right here in the room where I'm writing this. Almost but not quite. In one corner, we have an antique wheelchair containing a number of mismatched mannequin parts. On the mantelpiece, we have small replicas of the Eiffel Tower and the Space Needle, a Michael Jackson doll, and a fishbowl containing a single porcelain fish. The sideboard is covered with inherited bagatelles from my wife's deceased aunt's hoard, mostly odd costume jewelry. On the floor next to the fireplace, we have a teddy bear astride a miniature gargoyle. I could go on. But you get the point. I'm living in the Museum of Cumbergrounds.
--TWITO, page 36!