I have a little tracking program attached to my websites, though which I can see what search terms people have used to find me on Google, or whatever (Hi everybody at PC Palace in Minneapolis!). Some of them are very odd. For example, on my "Dream House" creative-writing site, someone used "dead animal in the wall" to find me. I guess all those words are used on the home page, though certainly not in that order! For some reason, I keep getting hits on this site from people searching for ways to "fix a black leather couch" or "buy a cheap leather couch." I hate to disappoint people. Maybe I should write something here on those topics . . . except I don't know anything about either one.