All About ME

According to Google, "Michael is":

a fine father
the best
just another driver
third after the two Williams
cool
on your side
back!
Canada bound
a full member of the Market Research Society
laid to rest amid words of comfort
just testing
serenaded, Bryan Adams style
entitled to voice his views on Tony Blair
impressive
safely in Rochester
the King of Daddies
level headed
the most popular name in North America
the kind of guy you love to hate
ordained
doing a GREAT JOB!
wheeling out an over-used and tired analogy
doing it for you!
suffering over human evolution
Guilty!
innocent

Quite an impressive list, all in all. Sorry about that tired analogy, though.