Is your children learning?

You can generate a genuine-sounding--that is, only partially coherent--W speech at Bush Speaks. Apparently, the program recombines random sentences from Fearless Leader's actual utterances, grouping sentences that seem vaguely related into paragraphs. The scrambled, stream-of-consciousness results sound eerily similar to Bush's actual off-the-cuff remarks.

Here's a sample:

"You know, in this town, sometimes people don't shoot straight with you. They kind of come in and tell you something and then they leave, and you're wondering what they said — or if they said something, whether they mean it. I can tell when they mean it. History has called us to action. I have asked all Americans to commit at least two years — 4,000 hours over a lifetime -- to the service of our neighbors and our nation. I've learned that you cannot lead by dividing people. I'm a uniter — not a divider. It is your duty to unite and love your neighbor like you would like to be liked yourself."