None of this is true

None of this is true

A couple of days ago my parents were watching a TV show about sex in the Dark Ages. They were very disturbed by the whole thing, so they asked my friend Miguel about it, and he said:

"Whoa!... Shut up! I was just learning about the Dark Ages in class!"

But when my parents got to the part about the sex, Miguel suddenly got this dangerous look in his eyes. Then, just now, Miguel's uncle told me that the reason Miguel was so freaked out was because he found this weird page about sex. Occasionally Miguel can be very unpredictable like that.

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