The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Some dude, clean cut in that Utah Bible-peddler way, pounded on the front door this evening (we do have a doorbell) and wanted to sell me a wireless home alarm system. He thought we already had one because the previous owners' Brinks sticker is still on a front window. "People cut the wires," he warned. "Not interested," I said. Felt a twinge of sympathy though.... Had a beer at lunch, which led to much yawning this afternoon. Felt somnolent.... Need to reinstall my aquarium filter, but have been putting it off. Feel sorry for the fish.... Finished reading Then We Came to the End. Found it somewhat disturbing, sort of like a scarier version of The Office.... Looking forward to seeing a silent movie at the Loews tomorrow night....