The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Dragging a heavy laptop computer back and forth to work this week. Feel like a mule.... Wrong number: Someone called me today and said "Hi, Vito!" after I said hello. Felt tempted to play along for a while. Would like to be a Vito sometimes, for a few minutes, anyway.... Now have 114 friends on Facebook. Still feel lonely.... Feeling retro: unexpectedly received a turntable for my birthday. There's a box of vinyl records here...somewhere.... A "deal with the devil". Saw Pat Robertson's comments about Haiti on TV. Nauseating....