Working 10-hour days from home is interfering with my blog schedule. I didn't blog yesterday, and I'm too fricasseed to blog today. So here's something mildly appropriate for this confusing, frustrating time, a little excerpt from my little book-in-progress.
kthxbye (adjective, adverb, interjection, noun, verb)
Okay, thanks, good-bye.
"'Kayso, now I must fix my makeup and pick an ensem and then wander the lonely night, searching for the Countess and the vampyre Flood, and maybe drop by the love lair to totally overwhelm Foo with my haunting and eternal but still small-chested beauty. Kthxbye. Being immortal rocks! I can type like demon speed. Fear me! L8z."
--Christopher Moore, Bite Me: A Love Story
"Kthxbye" is a sort of mash-up of those auto-phrases we all tend to use so cavalierly. It's used a lot when leaving a voicemail, I've noticed. Why do humans think they need to cut off the message abruptly at the end with "kthxbye", enunciated at hyper speed before (metaphorically at least) slamming down the phone? It's not like the tape is going to run out on the answering machine anymore. Say good-bye to this...word(?)...okay? Thanks.
Seriously, you never know when it's going to be the last time.
All correct. Thank you. God be with you.
You.
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