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I want to take Joan Didion on a nude beach vacation where we'll learn Michael Jackson sidewalk steps, pose for Gap ads (guess we'll have to put our clothes back on) and look up "Hitler" in the phone book. If we meet up with a lot of devils, imps and demons, though, we may end up lying in the gutter. But it doesn't matter.