Dumbledore's death in the style of The Catcher in the Rye

"The whole thing was a bastard"

Rumor has it that the next Harry Potter doorstop will include the death of a major character -- supposedly the wizened wizard Dumbledore. The Guardian recently ran a competition to write an account of his death in the style of another author. The best entries are published here. My favorite is the scene written in the style of The Catcher in the Rye.