Small Talk

Small Talk

Hi, howya doin'? Nice weather, huh? Spring has sprung. Hey, how 'bout those Mets? You watch Lost? Coffee? I hate this crummy job, man. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"