The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Saw some of Dubya's final news conference; felt like throwing a shoe.... Found out someone I know has colon cancer. Felt stunned.... Started reading The Woman in Black by Susan Hill, a faux Victorian ghost story/horror novel. Wasn't expecting much, but felt intrigued.... Microwaved some pizza for dinner tonight. Still feel bloated.... Almost slipped on the ice this morning but was just in time to catch the bus, the one I usually miss; felt lucky....