The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Cops examined my briefcase at the train station. (A random check.) My peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich and umbrella did not raise any alarms. Felt exposed as an...ordinary citizen.... A local restaurant advertises wireless Internet access, but none of the employees there knew what the password is to get connected. Felt frustated.... There's a "film noir" festival at the Loew's this weekend. Looking forward to seeing Chinatown.... It's recycling night. Exciting? Not really. But ennobling, maybe...a little....