Severe Weather ALERT

WEATHER SUMMARY FOR SOUTHEASTERN NY, NORTHEASTERN NJ AND SOUTHERN CT MENTALITIES
U.S. EAST COAST WEATHER SERVICE
9:59 PM EST TUE FEB 07 2013

A DEVELOPING DEPRESSION AND ASSOCIATED MOPING WILL BRING DESPONDENCE AND FEELINGS OF NON-EXISTENCE THIS EVENING AND INTO TOMORROW. ANGUISH AND BLUBBERING WILL BE HEAVY AT TIMES...ESPECIALLY IN AREAS WHERE DISAPPOINTMENTS OCCUR. ACCUMULATIONS OF WEEPING MAY REACH 14.5 INCHES. SUICIDE RATES WILL BE IN THE UPPER 20S TO MIDDLE 30S.

SOME SPIKES IN THE DESPAIR AND A PASSING UPPER LEVEL PANIC ATTACK AT GUSTS OF UP TO 60 MPH ON FRIDAY MAY LEAD TO SCATTERED ANGST AND WAILING. HIGH RATES OF ANXIETY WILL RANGE FROM THE MIDDLE TEENS TO NEAR 30.

LIGHTHEARTEDNESS RETURNS LATE SATURDAY OR EARLY SOMEDAY.