Search Party

Here's another collection of recent search queries that brought seekers to this temple of scribomania, featuring the usual mix of obscure enthusiasms, weird obsessions, and trivial pursuits.

Photos of trees with mineral deficiencies

You mean like this one in my neighborhood? It's swallowing a street sign. Yes, I think mineral deficiency could be the explanation. Or maybe it's just hungry?



guilty with an explanation excuse

Can't think of one? Check out the Excuse-O-Mat

victorian man tattoo

Any excuse to post this:



jacques derrida deconstruction for dummies

I don't think his French post-structuralist philosophy can be dumbed down, alas. (Every word of that sentence I just typed is a signifier, not a signified.)

schizophrenia around the world

The grand tour. This sounds like a cracked variation on an old Life magazine headline.

Why is Charles Pooter pooterish?

The eternal question. Why, Charles, why?