24 Dreaming

TGIF

Right now, dishcloths are plotting to maintain Web pages about a nervous meals-on-wheels van. My maypole and snorkel are flaming, and toxic waste barrels that I work with may be half-dead.

Well, it's Friday and, to me, incoherent babbling seems perfectly apt. You can find more of this sort of applesauce at 24 Dreaming, a site that generates surreal statements, apparently based (loosely) on actual plot summaries from a TV series called 24. Slightly more coherent -- but far more dreamlike, I think -- plot commentaries can be found at 24ever. Doesn't seem to matter if, like me, you don't watch the show -- as long as you gyre and gimble in the wabe.
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