Bafflegab!

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bafflegab (n)

Pretentious jargon or unintelligible language

[Bafflegab is] "multiloquence characterized by consummate interfusion of circumlocution or periphrasis, inscrutability, and other familiar manifestations of abstruse expatiation commonly utilized for promulgations implementing Procrustean determinations by governmental bodies." --Milton Smith

Indeed.