ET phone home: the Hyperdimensional Oscillator

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The Hyperdimensional Oscillator (tm) corrects and filters the cosmic energies flowing into the human body to bring increased harmony and balance to the body’s electrical system.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator (tm) is specially prepared to emit cosmic resonant energy frequencies that synchronize and promote a healthy human bioenergy field.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator (tm) facilitates communication with higher dimensions including entities commonly termed 'Extraterrestials' or 'ETs'.

Yes, this is a real product, and you can buy one at the "special introductory price" of only $89.95 here. I think I'll pass, but let me know how you like it if you get one.