What Have You Done Now?

There's nothing like an apology to clear the air -- especially a sincere apology. Sometimes a heartfelt-sounding excuse works, too. If you aren't feeling particularly sincere, though, there's always the Excuse-O-Mat. This text generator furnishes an endless supply of self-justifying rationales for all forms of perfidy.

I probably need an excuse for this:

Bad Haiku

Dear little puppy
Alone in the soft sunlight
Smashed to smithereens