'Have you got my disgusting Chinese meal's hippie wig?'

I was invited to babble live on stage yet again at the second JC Opens Up the Mic event, held tonight at the Lincoln Inn, so I read this story. You've undoubtedly read it here at T&T before (haven't you??), but it's worth another perusal methinks. I wasn't too nervous, the crowd was "looser" than the last one, and it went over well -- I got lots of larfs. Drinking a Corona first probably helped. Afterwards, I wanted to engorge apples like a serendipitous peanut.