Wild Pitches

Ideas for TV shows or possibly movies:

A homophobe who has lost everything to drinking manages a little-league team with an ex-professional umpire with claws for hands. Stars Josh Holloway and Hugh Laurie. Genre: Comedy.

An android who is fascinated by mummies is trapped in a Egyptian tomb with a socialite who collects antiquities. Stars Zachary Quinto and Kelly Ripa. Genre: Sci-Fi.

A former Olympic ice skater now in a wheelchair teams with an unbalanced hooker with a photographic memory to help the FBI. Stars Roma Downey and Mariah Carey. Genre: Drama

A subway conductor with an all-or-nothing attitude woos a narcoleptic whose dreams predict the future. Stars Conan O'Brien and Queen Latifah. Genre: Drama

A bi-sexual marijuana farmer who once romanced an astronaut falls in love with a barista who secretly works for the CIA. Stars B.J. Novak and Ellen Page. Genre: Sci-Fi

A dentist with a shady past romances a philosophy professor who wants to be a rock star. Stars Kelly Clarkson and Johnny Depp. Genre: Comedy

A Native American "medicine man" is locked in a secret underground prison with an intergalactic traveler who has a penchant for human flesh. Stars Jimmy Smits and Jim Carrey. Genre: Sci-Fi mini-Series

A cab driver who can't find happiness works the cabana at a nude beach with a slumming TV executive who's a compulsive liar. Stars Naveen Andrews and Jennifer Aniston. Genre: TV Movie

A psychic who is a former child star is stranded on a desert island with a Vatican cardinal who only speaks in Italian or Latin. Stars Kelly Clarkson and Robert Loggia. Genre: Action

A burnt-out 70's punk rock icon with nothing to lose rents a room from a magician who practices the dark arts. Stars Jeff Goldblum and Michael Emerson. Genre: Dramedy