Search Party

Here are a few recent search queries that brought seekers to this temple of scribomania. They are especially surreal this time around.

last act of secular prayer

Hmm. What would a "secular prayer" be like? Here's one.

scifi plot ideas

Okay, how about this: "A genetically enhanced warlord is mourning in a high-tech brothel. In a flashback, his mutant daughter is set up by a feral robot and sold as meat to a man-eating plant. With the help of a mentally unstable neural implant, the warlord must make the ultimate sacrifice in order to avenge his daughter, avert disaster, save his home world, and preserve his alternate reality." Let's split the royalties, okay?

beatles rejected artwork

You mean the dismembered baby dolls and slabs of raw meat on one of their "butchered" (get it?) US-only albums? They didn't really reject that; it was censored by the record company and replaced with one showing them grim-faced around an open steamer trunk. They looked SO much happier holding the amputated infants. Or did you mean the Animal Album?

sunset over Jersey

City? Here you go. I'm good.

alfred hitchcock doll laughter

Were you thinking of "Talky Tina"? That was Rod Serling's doll, not a Hitchcock cupie. Or were you searching for Hitch's own laugh, perhaps an mp3 of some suspenseful chuckling? I don't remember ever seeing or hearing "the Master" laugh. If he ever did, I'm sure it was a deep, obese guffaw, not a doll-sized giggle.