Green Eggs and Spam

I am spam.
Spam-I-am.

That Spam-I-am.
That Spam-I-am.
I do not like
That Spam-I-am.

Do you like
E-mail spam?

Read a Seussian take on everybody's least favorite form of online correspondence at Spam I Am. Then read more nonsense at:
The Dr. Seuss Parody Page. (More serious Seuss scholars may prefer to visit the Center for Seussian Studies.)