Haikus from the Headlines

Got him! Got him! Yes!
Got him! Got him! And, Got him!
Television news.

The Guardian sponsors a weekly haiku contest in which readers compete to compose the best 17-syllable ecapsulation of the news or contemporary culture. Some of the submissions are head-scratchingly British, some are universal, and some, like Mike Capay's above, use just three lines to say it all.