The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Saw a guy at the train station doing tai chi while balancing a vase on his head. Felt momentarily awed.... Ate a Belgian waffle today that someone actually brought from Belgium. Felt cosmopolitan.... Still reading this weird, funny book, All About H. Hatterr. Feel disappointed that the author didn't write any other novels. (I'm into weird and funny.).... Lots of people out sunning themselves this afternoon, and I saw a guy wearing a winter coat and what looked like bermuda shorts. He said he was "coming from the gym." Felt like spring is finally here....