"An Oasis of Strangeness in a Desert of Normalcy"

Haven't you wished, while twirling the dial, that you could find a radio station with surprising, non-programmed, free-form music and no commercials or chopper-one traffic-jam reports? It exists, gentle listeners, right here in Joisy City. But freedom isn't free, as some old cliche-monger said. And so, you should give this station all your money. This week please.