'If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic.'

"This is me not on drugs bro."
"I take great umbrage with that."
"There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS."
"I don't sleep. I wait."
"Here's your cold coffee. Buh-bye."
"I'm done. It's on. Bring it."

Live the Sheen Dream

Semantically speaking, can you tell the difference between Charlie and Muammar?

Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi