The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Way I Feel

Confused by all the hoopla over NASA's new pictures of the "dark" side of the Moon. The far side of the Moon was photographed and mapped by space probes in the 1960s.... Wasn't it?

Puzzled by the neighbor down the block who has parked a very expensive sports car in his driveway for weeks now -- with two flat tires on the front.

Surprised to discover that someone high up I used to work with/(kind of) for is now running a "money services kiosk" inside a laundromat.

Mystified by January temperatures in the 60s Fahrenheit today. (In the teens for all you believers in Celsius.) It is winter here in the Northern hemisphere. Isn't it? Even the trees are befuddled. Someone told me they saw buds today.