Word of the Day x3

ultracrepidarian (noun or adjective)

Someone who expresses an opinion or offers advice about a subject they know nothing about

"The labor? It was a breeze! Right, Honey?" said new dad Matt. "Ultracrepidarian," new mom Sandra replied. "Told ya," Matt added.

xanthodont (noun)

A person with yellow teeth

"The next patient is a xanthodont, doctor," the hygienist said. "What? I only treat humans!" the dentist exclaimed.

yapness (noun)

Hunger

"Let's find a restaurant," Sheila suggested. "I'm feeling some yapness." "Why do we need a restaurant?" said Arnold. "You can yell at me right here."

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Thanks to Leahcim Setag for the above quotations.