Search Party

Here are a few recent search queries that brought seekers to this temple of scribomania.

forgotten buicks
What has happened to the Buicks of yesteryear? At least they're still around, which is more than I can say for the forgotten Pontiacs and Oldsmobiles of yesteryear.

magnifique vinyl
That's an odd fetish... unless your referring to retro-cool phonograph records. That would be a good name for a record store that specializes in such.

redneck neighborhood
Mine sort of is, which is why I can afford to live here, although not all the necks are red. Metaphorically speaking, it's more of a pink-neck precinct.

dusty windshield art
This could well be my medium, considering how often we wash our car.

being sure of yourself means you're a fool
Well, instant karma will get you if you're overconfident. As soon as you start thinking "what could possibly go wrong?", you're tempting the gods, as any sitcom writer will tell you.

bullwinkle with a cup of coffee
It's astonishing how many coffee emporiums have a moose as a mascot. (See here) I don't get the connection. A caffeinated moose sounds extremely dangerous. (And that's a sentence I never dreamed I'd write.)