Photo of the Week

They look like fancy chocolates, don't they? But really these are foil-wrapped condoms. They're designed for people who want to keep their love gloves ever-ready on the bedside table without being too obvious about it. As it says on the box these come in, "Casual observers will simply think you've been eating bon-bons in bed.... Not for internal consumption."

Actually, I just made that up. This is the box of candy I won for being the "most dapper man" at the recent Kentucky Derby Party/fundraiser I attended. I won for the second year in a row. Apparently all you have to do to win is to show up in a jacket, tie, and a hat that's not a baseball cap. Click the pic for a mouth-watering close-up look.