Sorry to Disappoint

Below are some of the search terms that brought seekers to this font of wisdom today. Most of them probably went away disappointed. So sorry about that.

Old World clipart fish

Eurofish probably would look more sophisticated than my US public-domain clipart carps.

Nude sales clerks

Just where would this happen?

Noblespirit 21

I didn't know that noble spirit came in 21 flavors. Let's say 21 is "donate to your favorite blog".

kinky twists

No, I'm into quirky twists. Surprised?

Simile for cult

I can't think of one, he said while typing on his Mac Pro*

Nude girl dancing on an airplane wing

What is this sudden "nude" obsession? This sounds like an R-rated Twilight Zone episode.

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*hardly